Ever the parade - rainer , the Federal Trade Commissionannounced todaythat with so many Equifax breach victims opting for cash payments or else of complimentary credit monitoring , each one of them will probably only get “ a minor amount of money . ”

Given the amount of data the party managed to fumble in 2017 , $ 125 per victim is an absolute pittance of a penalty . On the other hand , massive house like Equifax often come forth completely unscathed from such incidents ( or pay a fine directly to the U.S. Treasury or else of the people they harmed ) , so we got pretty worked up over the prognosis of an unexpected $ 125 windfalllast workweek .

you may buytons of thingswith $ 125 ! Sadly , even this was ostensibly too good to be true .

Equifax’s CEO Mark Begor

Equifax’s CEO Mark BegorPhoto: Mark Wilson (Getty)

In a web log post unequivocally titled “ Equifax information breach : Pick devoid credit monitoring , ” the FTC noted that , while it was “ enthral that gazillion of people ” lodge a claim :

[ T]he pot of money that pays for [ the cash ] part of the settlement is $ 31 million . A declamatory turn of claims for immediate payment rather of quotation monitoring means only one thing : each mortal who takes the money selection will wind up only sustain a pocket-size amount of money . Nowhere near the $ 125 they could have arrest if there had n’t been such an enormous number of claims filed .

Oh good ! For a sentience of balance here , the Equifax rupture involve an estimated 147 million people and the cash closure pocket billiards is $ 31 million .

Argentina’s President Javier Milei (left) and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., holding a chainsaw in a photo posted to Kennedy’s X account on May 27. 2025.

you may see how the second number , being smaller , would be pretty bantam if divided by the first number . That ’s just math ! Less than a clam a soul if all claims are fill out and each claimant opts for cash — a net payout of 21 cents , to be exact . And that ’s not weigh anyone who file claims for additional losses due to individuality larceny or other grimness .

The FTC , really pushing this whole credit monitoring thing , notes that we greedy claimant will be given the option to switch our preference to credit monitoring — compiled from the three interior acknowledgment agencies which , if you ’ll withdraw , includes Equifax , the entire reason we ’re in this mess — which the federal agency count on “ would be C of dollars a year ” instead :

For those who have already submitted claims for this cash requital , face for an email from the colonization decision maker . They ’ll be necessitate you for the name of the acknowledgment monitoring service you already have . Or , if you want to shift your mind , you ’ll have a hazard to throw to the free reference monitoring .

William Duplessie

Money ? Oh , none for me . Thank you , Federal Trade Commission , for showing me the light .

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