The Star Wars merch guys have mate up with Adidas to fete the motion-picture show ’s 30th day of remembrance . And this is what they come up with : hideous shiny patent leather Superstars that pour down with one flavour — rather like Darth , really .

Nice innersole , though . If I were Darth and whichever poor sod I ’d chosen to make my shoes number up with spangly horseshoe linings like these , I ’d promote him to be Chief Thigh Stroker , die hard the Vader Disco , or frost my fairy cakes . [ Footuramaviai4U ]

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