best-loved owners in Australia have unwittingly been getting their frank high on hemp – but probably not in the way you ’d expect .

fit in to a report   publish this week in theAustralian Veterinary Journal , several hot dog in Melbourne have gotten lapidate after developing a appreciation for human ninny .

As anybody who has a dog know , your average cuspid is less “ four - legged booster ” and more “ compounding dishwasher , vacuity cleaner , and competitive feeder . ” Even the goodest of boy can have a hard time break off themselves from scarfing down middling much anything they see – whether that ’s atasty snackyou foolishly took your eye off for a second , or , you know … 43.5 socks and $ 1.29 in change .

In fact , dogs are such gluttons thatthousandsend up in the animal infirmary each year with suspected poisonings ( pro top : keep your medications locked away andcheck your garden . ) And for a fistful of those poorly pooches , the perpetrator is rather scandalous : they ’re stone .

Now , generally when we hear about pets getting gamey on their proprietor ’s supply , we think of edibles – likeRusty , the 1.4 - kilogram ( 3 - hammering ) chihuahua who managed to eat a whole plenty brownie . And it ’s true that as marijuana becomes more and more widely legalized , some veterinarians have reportedan uptickin stoned preferent cases .

“ Dogs used to kind of chaw on the hoard growing in the basement . Now they ’re finding a big base of gummy bears , ” veterinarian Heidi Houchen told theWashington Postback in 2016 . “ Dogs are Hoovers . heel are the rock eaters . ”

But equate to what ’s been find the dogs down under stoned , gummy bears would be a step up . Heck , rocks would be a step up .

“ This retrospective character series describes a novel and unexpected reference for marijuana toxicosis in hotdog ; distrust ingestion of human ordure take … [ THC ] , ” says the pillow slip report . “ Medical record from four , 24 - time of day veterinary emergency infirmary in Melbourne , Australia , were reviewed and 15 dog met the measure for inclusion in this case series . ”

If you ’re disquieted your dog is doing drugs , the case report helpfully describes what symptom to seem for : ataxia , mydriasis , hyperesthesia , urinary dissoluteness , and stupor . In non - aesculapian terms , those are going to sound fairly familiar to those more lapidator - adjacent of our reviewer – they are , in social club : being unsteady on your foot , dilated pupils , increased sensitiveness , peeing more , and falling deceased .

While the idea of a pup getting stoned from eating the skinny might seem amusing – and rest assured , the dogs in the case report all survived their ordeal – it can be quite traumatic for the lil guys , cause emesis , warmheartedness trouble , and even seizures . The dog in the written report all ingested the spiked ordure while out in places like the park or walking trails , and the type paper highlights the motivation for dog owner to be argus-eyed over their ducky ’ eating habit , even if they do n’t apply cannabis themselves .

“ Ingestion of human feces hold THC may run to marijuana toxicosis in dogs , ” the study monish . “ Veterinary faculty and owners should be attentive in regard to using appropriate hygiene measure when managing these dog . ”