When they look to the future , some in the twentieth century imagine howling technological advancements . Others foreknow a world of spherical totalitarian restraint . The future tense we end up with , however , has had a little fleck of both — plus a beverage company extend to send a hater some human urine on societal media .
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— Vita Coco ( @VitaCoco)May 15 , 2019
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On Wednesday , coconut water maker Vita Coco began answer to some of its harsh critics online , react to calendar month - old tweet compare the fellowship ’s product to saliva , farts , and semen . “ We can assure you that it does n’t savor like … that . But we value the specificity!”wrote Vita Cocoin response to a November tweet that stated “ playfulness fact : coconut water is Crossfitter ’s jizz . ”
This strange selling consequence culminated in Vita Coco exchanging messages with blogger Tony Posnanski , who eventually posit , “ I would rather drink your social medium persons pee than coconut H2O . ” Then , Vita Cocooffered to send him some .
Along with the offer , Vita Coco ’s Twitter history share a pic showing a untested woman throw an alarming large jar of nebulose liquidity . When asked by Gizmodo via Twitter DM if the substance “ was really piss , ” Coco Vita responded , “ Yes , it ’s pee . ”
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to begin with this calendar month , I warned that rewardingbrands for their progressively brazen care - seeking behaviorwould ensue in a world where corporate entities will openly menace us little mass — and we will enjoy the Inferno out of it . you could decide for yourself whether this is true , but consider that , as of Wednesday even , Vita Coco ’s piss tweet has almost 5,000 likes .
In May 2019 , this kind of bizarre behavior is celebrated . Soon , other brands will recognise this , and it wo n’t be . Welcome to the future , folks . We do n’t have flying cars , but at least the piss is free .
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